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Item Details:

Food Grade 304 Stainless Steel 
17oz Capacity - Vacuum Insulated Thermal Bottle 
Rated 12 Hours for Hot Liquids 
Rated 24 Hours for Cold Liquids 
Secure Screw On Lid 
High Quality Inks are Printed On, No Scratching or Fading. 
Hand Wash Recommended to Maintain Integrity of Stainless Steel.